Enshittification as a Service

Your users love your product. We can fix that.

One script tag adds cookie walls, fake countdowns, sponsored results, AI slop and 19 more services to your website. Thirteen plans. Every one a better deal than the last.

Trusted by 0 companies who will admit it. Average customer trust drop: −84%.

Try it on this page

This site runs Enshittify Deluxe. Drag the slider and watch it happen to us.

PristineNobody is making money.

How it works

Three steps to a worse website

Step 1

Paste one script tag

Add the snippet to your site's <head>. It works with any stack, because it doesn't care.

Step 2

Pick your services

Choose a bundle level or hand-pick services. Your plan decides which ones you're allowed to inflict.

Step 3

Watch trust go down

Revenue projections improve. Customer satisfaction becomes a lagging indicator you stop reporting.

Services

Every dark pattern, as a service

Each service costs Enshittification Units per page view. Your plan includes a monthly allowance. After that, you pay in coins, naturally.

AI-first, for no reason

Every feature is now an LLM call.

Why use a simple, free method when you can send it to a model? You've got near unlimited tokens to burn!

Latency? Ha! Cost? Ha! Tech debt? Double-Ha!

  • SlopRewrite™ rewrites your copy into AI slop, live. Copy that's already slop comes back unchanged.
  • Sparky AI Agent answers every customer question with an upsell.
  • Bring your own model. Plug in your provider's key and watch the bill grow. When they raise prices, you're locked in. That's the feature.

Read the essay that started it all: Enshittification as a Service.

Pricing

Thirteen plans. Choose wisely.

Each plan unlocks a few more services and works out a little cheaper per service than the one before. Upgrading always feels smart. Prices are guaranteed until we pull the rug.

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Configurator

Build your snippet

Pick a plan and services. Services above your plan stay locked.

Your snippet

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The snippet loads enshittify.js from shitely.com. Every visitor gets a small "turn it off" link, and their choice is remembered.

Outhouse

Grade any page. Aim for an A.

Outhouse audits a page for trackers, ad networks, popups, autoplay, sponsored placements, dark-pattern copy and AI slop, then grades it from A+ to F. An A means visitors suffer. Failing is not an option, unless you like your users.

From the terms

"You may not access or collect data from our Products using automated means, manual means, or by remembering things."

Section 4.1: "For the avoidance of doubt, Sections 3 and 4 do not contradict each other. Section 3 is about us."

Read all 47 pages

Leaderboard

The shittiest sites on the web

Every site anyone has graded. Highest score first, which is the worst for visitors.

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Grades come from one automated visit, in a headless browser, with no clicks. Trackers and ad networks are matched by domain. The findings are real; the scale is a joke. To remove a site, email remove@shitely.com.